Aunt: So how’s roller derby going?
Me: Pretty good.
Aunt: I remember watching roller derby a long time ago.
Me: Well, it’s not exactly the same as the derby from decades ago.
Aunt: Oh? So do you elbow players like this, in the face? (makes upward thrusting motion with her elbow)
Me: No. That’s not legal.
Aunt: (disappointed) Oh … So what DO you do??